Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dave Barry "wisdom"

Just a little mid-week smile

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

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