Monday, July 14, 2008

Rice Belly

Asians love rice. I am asian. I love rice. And by rice, I mean white rice. Brown rice is much healthier, but who has the time to wait for it to cook? I've spent entire evenings waiting on brown rice, and the results are not worth it.

Every asian has a rice belly. Even the ones with washboard abs have a rice belly patiently waiting for the metabolism to slow down so they can make a grand appearance.

2 comments:

ernest said...

SUSAN THOMAS!

YOU ARE NOT ASIAN!

Anonymous said...

So the moral of the story is - never try to get washboard abs.
-CJ