"If you're in a supermarket checkout line, and you realize that you forgot an item, you're allowed to go get it, provided that (1) you apologize to the people behind you, (2) you know exactly where the item is and (3) you hurry. If you forgot TWO items, take your cart out of line. You are NOT allowed to leave your cart blocking the line while you wander the aisles trying to recall the ingredients for Beef Tongue Flambeau.
NOTE: Before you serve beef tongue to innocent people, you should think about the kinds of things that cows lick.
5. If you're in the express lane, and the sign says 10 ITEMS OR LESS, then you should have no more than ... OK, we'll allow 12 items. We're not Nazis here.
The rest of his rules.
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