Election Humor

I am tired of the phone calls, commercials, and fliers. However, I never tire of political funnies.

"My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions."
-George W. Bush

"My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan joking during a mike check before his Saturday radio broadcast

“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” - Gerald Ford

“We are all imperfect. We can not expect perfect government.” - William Taft


Word to that Billy Taft